and I yelled no way.

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34 points

Technically it’s the United States of America, so it has an R.

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14 points

Also, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That’s a lot of r’s.

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GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN. BEEP BEEP BERP. I AM HUMAN TOO. I CAN RECITE AN ENDLESS LIST OF FACTS LIKE ANY HUMAN.

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11 points

This guy wins.

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4 points

These are ge many countries without an “r”, Sir!

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15 points

I don’t get it

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“No way” is Norway without an R

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No way!

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Norway - r = ?

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Norway - r = ?

+r = +r

No way = ? + r

Now I’m stuck.

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4 points

I think you’re supposed to take the third derivative and plot that on a y(naut) axis.

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2 points

If you add r to both sides you are left with “Norway” on the left, not “no way”, since you previously had a “-r” there.

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7 points

The joke doesn’t work in Australian English.

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1 point

Awr nawr!

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This was funny until I had to think of at least a dozen countries before I could remember one with and R in it lol.

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Ye man, cool.

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5 points

Dude…stop it

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What a punchline…

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