Today is the day he truly became America’s Mayor
I wonder if there’s ever a second where he thinks to himself “I could have just retired and been the guy who was mayor of New York when 9/11 happened”
All he had to do was STFU and go away. He would have been minted on a coin when he died. He would have had a state funeral all because he was in the “right” place at the right time.
Slow rolling mug shots lol
Even the sherrifs are showmen and just want a media career
It’s not the same without hair dye running down his sweaty face
Hello Kiddies! ehehehehe!!
I actually had literal nightmares of that thing as a small child and it’s weird because we didn’t even have the channel it was on so I only ever saw the show once at a friend or relatives house. It’s definitely a character design that works at scaring the shit out of little kids.
Arrested AND killed in a plane crash on the same day 😞
It would be very funny if Mike Bloomberg got that civilian F22 Osprey he wanted and proceeded to take off from Rudy Guliani’s house, melting him, before being downed by a birdstrike and crashing into the 9/11 memorial.
