Today is the day he truly became America’s Mayor

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I wonder if there’s ever a second where he thinks to himself “I could have just retired and been the guy who was mayor of New York when 9/11 happened”

All he had to do was STFU and go away. He would have been minted on a coin when he died. He would have had a state funeral all because he was in the “right” place at the right time.

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19 points

Nah all these people are fucking freaks who get off on being in the media.

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To steal a quote from some other new yorker, the most dangerous place in NYC is between Giuliani and a microphone

He was never going to shut up

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Slow rolling mug shots lol

Even the sherrifs are showmen and just want a media career

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It’s kinda funny too because he was huge into the district attorney perp walks for show. They all deserve anything bad that comes to them (of which I will remain skeptical until it happens).

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It’s not the same without hair dye running down his sweaty face

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Hello Kiddies! ehehehehe!!

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32 points

I was so afraid of him as a kid

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When he pops up from the coffin at the end of the tales intro is the OG jumpscare and got me good as a kid.

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9 points

I actually had literal nightmares of that thing as a small child and it’s weird because we didn’t even have the channel it was on so I only ever saw the show once at a friend or relatives house. It’s definitely a character design that works at scaring the shit out of little kids.

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omfg, me too - I started avoiding HBO because of the nightmares he gave me, and I’ve never tried to rewatch any of it. I’ve heard it’s actually funny and goofy and worth a revisit, but it gave me the very deepest of heebie-jeebies, I could never.

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24 points

Arrested AND killed in a plane crash on the same day 😞

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It would be very funny if Mike Bloomberg got that civilian F22 Osprey he wanted and proceeded to take off from Rudy Guliani’s house, melting him, before being downed by a birdstrike and crashing into the 9/11 memorial.

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Do you write for Family Guy or something?

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