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The years go fast, but the days go so slow.

Modest Mouse

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I’m wearin’ myself a T-shirt That says “The world is my ashtray” Our hearts pump dust And our hair’s all gray And I just got a message that says “Yeah, hell has frozen over” I got a phone call from the Lord sayin’ “Hey, boy, get a sweater, right now!”

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“THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING!” - Modest Mouse on current affairs.

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Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

Smash Mouth

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Right wing, left wing, chicken wing

modest mouse

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Stupid linear time. All my homies hate linear time.

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Some of my homies include wormhole aliens, and they don’t even understand linear time.

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All my homies have 7 legs and speak in ink rings that float.

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I wish they would stop coming sometimes

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They will, eventually.

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And they get faster too.

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And sexier

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lol, no.

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And your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

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