127 points

Ok, real talk: is that actually legal? It’s definitely fraud, but can you fraudulently sell illegal substances?

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If you just used slang I doubt there would be any way to make a case, besides not like you give receipts.

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5 points

Courts and police don’t have much tolerance for that.

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Maybe, but what prosecutor would pursue that? Hard to prove beyond reasonable doubt if all you have is a bag of oregano and the testimony of a few children that faked being high. Not a great use of time, and all for one 17 year old kid

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22 points

I think it’s probably illegal to sell anything, especially food, without being registered with the required services like the IRS or the FDA.

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18 points

This could fall under the same regulation as a lemonade stand or fundraising cake sales.

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Definitely if you’re selling [not-food] a and claiming it’s [food]. But I don’t necessarily think there’s anything that prevents you from selling something that you say is not safe to eat, despite it actually being safe to eat. Companies do that all the time where they’ll say their product is not safe for x even though it is, jsut to avoid liability.

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136 points

No, this is definitely illegal in the US. You will likely get multiple charges for fraud, intent to sell narcotics, and if anyone gets harmed attempted manslaughter (some people are allergic to oregano, a lot of stuff that looks like cocaine is deadlier than cocaine). If your customers aren’t dumb kids the retaliation could be worse than the cops too.

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20 points

Of more concern is the snitches in the school. This kid needs to clean house, teach them the find out phase.

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1 point

Are you serious?

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Clickedy clack, brahp brahp!

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You’re also definitely not supposed to sell stuff out of your backpack at a school, like if a teacher catches you selling anything, that could get you in trouble in school at the least

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49 points

Fraud I get, but intent to sell narcotics is ridiculous. You never had the intent, that’s why you’re selling oregano. And manslaughter? WTF. Battery at best, manslaughter only if someone actually dies. The US legal system is so damn punitive.

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13 points

They can reasonably make a case to charge you. That doesn’t mean the charges will stick or hold up in court.

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23 points

If someone was actually allergic to oregano, and smoked it, they would be in a bad way.

If they vomited and aspirated while having breathing trouble from their allergy, or experience any other type of complication while they are in respiratory distress you are totally on the hook for what happens to them.

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2 points

attempted manslaughter

Given that manslaughter is accidental killing I don’t believe you’re really a lawyer

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:::pushes glasses up::: well ackshually I never claimed I was but that technicality makes this whole thing legal. Go for it!

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8 points

I doubt that laws on false advertising have any exception for things that are already illegal, so yes it’s likely illegal to advertise oregano as weed.

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47 points

In many jurisdictions in the US it is illegal to sell imitation controlled substances.

Link: https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/legal-advice/criminal-defense/drug-charges/jail-selling-fake-drugs.htm

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Thank you for linking this. I’ll be honest, I read most of it pretty skeptically thinking it was a silly law, but as a harm reduction for people OD’ing on a substances they have been misled about and doctors being able to accurately treat patients, this actually makes a lot of sense. Ty for the context. ♥

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13 points

This is just an episode from the Office

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4 points

Caprese?

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5 points

And orange is the new black.

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they can’t do anything

I know all greentexts are fake but this gave it away for me. Schools will 100% suspend you for what anon did, even if it’s not actual drugs it’s still drug paraphernalia (if this doesn’t stick it can be filed under the “causing a distraction” clause).

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Also, selling people fake drugs is fraud.

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26 points

You have to tell them if the drugs you are selling them are fake. It’s the law.

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7 points

If you are a real drug you have to tell me!

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1 point

Seriously, every internet lawyer thinks any case of anyone lying ever is prosecutable fraud

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16 points

None of the students are going to admit they tried to buy drugs

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one of them must have, how else did OP end up in the office with the cops?

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21 points

I imagined it as them just having heard rumors of what anon did and possession of actual drugs would have been their only evidence…

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Well the cops can’t do anything, who cares if you get suspended in HS that’s just a vacation. This is obviously fake but that isn’t what gave it away lol

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https://www.rpfoley.com/selling-fake-controlled-substances-florida-statute-817-563.html

Here’s at least one state where misrepresenting something as a controlled substance then selling it is punishable even what was actually sold is unregulated

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America, not even once.

How could they prove that he was selling it? Listen in reality what would happen if this actually happened was the cops get mad at whichever administrator called them for wasting their time.

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Lmao, the cops can arrest you for no reason. In this case “suspected of selling drugs” is probable cause. I’m pretty sure selling fake drugs is illegal, anyway.

There were a few kids arrested when I was in high school. The cops didn’t ask shit. They just showed up, arrested them, and left.

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Only in America 🤡

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Milano schizoid berry blast

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That totally happened.

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Nothing is real on 4chan

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