Maybe the monster just turns back into clothes when the light’s on. You barely escaped.

Part of becoming an adult is going from
“Oh no there’s a monster in the closet.”
to “Maybe I should get up and check, I’m sure my mind is just playing tricks on me”
to finally “Even if theres a monster, I don’t care, I’m too tired.”

It was a crit fail on a perception check

I should’ve never spec’d into it.