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Risk analyst. You can thank me later

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I got creative with the chat that some people hate so much. It converges with you regarding anxiety, lol.

  • ADHD: Enhanced multitasking and creativity, leading to innovative problem-solving and adaptability in fast-paced environments.
  • ASD: Exceptional attention to detail and a unique perspective that contributes to meticulous work, precision, and out-of-the-box thinking.
  • Anxiety: Hyper-awareness of potential risks, ensuring thorough planning, risk assessment, and a proactive approach to challenges.
  • Depression: A heightened sense of empathy and emotional intelligence, enabling the creation of more authentic connections with colleagues and clients, resulting in improved teamwork and rapport.
  • Suicidal tendencies: Exceptional strength in overcoming personal challenges, cultivating an unwavering determination to confront difficult situations, and fostering a unique perspective on lifeā€™s struggles, which can inspire resilience in others.
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Image Transcription:

Black text on a white background reading:

'ā€œIf you are good at something never do it for freeā€

Me -ā€™

Below the text is a screenshot of a Google search reading ā€˜how to sell anxietyā€™

[I am a human, if Iā€™ve made a mistake please let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. šŸ’œ]

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Just a fun fact, this was your 69th comment. Nice!

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Nice.

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Hell yeah. Props to you for making the fediverse a more accessible space.

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Thank you!

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14 points

thatā€™s easy: become a comedian

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Or just art in general. Can you think of any happy, well-adjusted artists? No.

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Agree, turning anxiety into art is the traditional way.

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Yeah, but most of the time their work doesnā€™t make money until theyā€™re long dead.

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9 points

News anchor

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Not a fan of ā€œIf you are good at something never do it for free.ā€ Thereā€™s a whole lot more to life than money, and you shouldnā€™t gatekeep your own fun hobbies behind getting someone to pay you for it just because youā€™re good at them.

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Yes, I had the same thought. But alsoā€¦ itā€™s just a silly meme about anxiety. Itā€™s not like OP is going to ruin their love for anxiety by selling their anxious services.

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The other half is ā€œitā€™s not about the money, itā€™s about sending a messageā€. Proceeds to burn the money.

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