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Teenage mutant ninja…boars.

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snort say youwr pwayers

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Partly?

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The blurb mentions Chernobyl.

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Radfauna. Fantastic. The Falloutification of the planet begins with the boars.

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This isn’t the first lol. They just finally determined that the radioactivity in these boars is from weapons testing and not the Chernobyl disaster like they originally thought.

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I’m waking up to ash and dust radioactive boars.

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Cody Johnston sweating intensifies

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