It’s hard to define what “Hexbear” is anymore, with so many of the posts coming from random Lemmy instances. Our brand and subculture are diluted and it shows. A lot more confrontation and friction in threads. So it got me thinking. How can we recapture the authentic sense of what Hexbear is and do something nice for the world as a community?

If you’ve been watching India’s moon mission, you know how happy everyone looks in the footage. They’re so proud of their work and the whole nation is congratulating them. Actually the whole world. It’s a massive publicity boost and unites an otherwise polarised nation. Well what’s stopping us from doing that? Think of all the cool things we could accomplish with a space programme. Designing new rockets, exploring new galaxies, maybe colonising a planet or two as a forum. We would let everyone know what Hexbear represents and could mine asteroids for orbital factories that supply our fleet of ships. One thing we might build is a Dyson Sphere, or maybe even a generation ship to raise the next ten generations of our families together on our way to another solar system. I’m a plant scientist and could probably even grow lettuce in microgravity.

We can do this. I just ask that you trust me and send me the money to do so.

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Yes. And if anyone wants to open a credit card account and give me the number and not look at the statement, we can achieve this together.

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I regret to inform you that I have just cached this image in my browser and its value has therefore diminished.

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21 points

That rare Foghorn will sell for at least $50k. We’re that much closer to space.

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moon mission

we talking real ones or just another deep space fake?

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23 points

The real thing. You could be sitting on the moon sipping lunar water by this time next year if you just send me $2m over Venmo.

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15 points

lunar water

[shudders in silent sea]

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As Hexbear’s resident rocket nerd/engineer I am prepared to take up the mantle on this worthy endeavor.

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18 points

If you can design the spaceships, I’m good at X4 and know where to put them. The asteroid belt.

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yeah man i flew a cardboard rocket to like 1700ft i got u

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14 points

That’s pretty high. With our collective experience I think we could get a lot higher.

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13 points

I’m down. I don’t hook anymore, but for an endeavor like this maybe retirement isn’t the best option.

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9 points

If anyone wants to get a job to fund this, I think we all owe you a round of applause from the Hexbear Starfleet.

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6 points

If there’s streets on the moon I’ll be on the corner.

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[shoots off a bottle rocket] There’s your hexbear moon mission, pal.

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I’m so good at shooting those without them burning my hand. A rocket is the same principles with a different fuel.

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