26 points
I don’t use dating apps, so I’m still always carrying a stack of papers when I go outside
23 points
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Maybe I should start being late to stuff with a slice of toast in my mouth.
3 points
17 points
Yes, that’s literally the only way we met people. That’s why we took a stack of important papers to the nightclub.
13 points
You could also be carrying groceries while bumping into people!
3 points
3 points
11 points
Don’t forget bumping heads while simultaneously reaching for the same dropped object.
