4 points

Least Senile Senator

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Fuck it; I’d vote for this guy. He should be president. What are his politics? Idk, surprise me

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13 points

Grassley has always tweeted like he’s having a mini-stroke so this just means he’s healthy.

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He’s even more himself when I tweet for him.

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6 points

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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I cn blve I dd it.

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2 points

Maybe someone told him it’s like a telegram that charges per letter

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In the comments there was this out of nowhere comment.

Most of the Snickers are made in Waco, TX.

I was curious if that’s true so I googled. It is.

Mars in Waco turns out 80% of Snickers and Skittles products consumed in North America.

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2 points

Now there are two things Waco can now be famous for!

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“Lotsa people don’t know this but there are two things Waco should be famous for…”

Trump really missed an opportunity.

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3 points

Thank you for teaching me something today!

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I feel like that makes sense wouldn’t it melt in shipment

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