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Two possibilities:

The man is very Zen and will spend 10 hours in silent contemplation. And arrive rested and refreshed.

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He downed 20 mg of Valium with his last drink in the airport bar and will be asleep before the plane hits cruising altitude. And arrive rested and refreshed.

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I fall very much into the 2nd possibility there, and often enjoy flying as a result. Bonus points if you fly at the right time, and near enough avoid jetlag altogether.

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I can sleep on any flight. I just slap my forehead against the seat in front of me and go to Z town. No drugs or meditation required. The noise of the plane is like white noise.

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Most likely an Air Marshall

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The jet is lagging behind him.

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That’s me AMA

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How? Why?

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I have a follow up: how dare you?

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