update: trans people are too attractive for beauty contests, too smart to play chess, too strong, tall, and fast to be a professional athlete, and can cause floods, alter the environment of the planet single handedly, and kill god.

Wait, I tough this guy died after being hit in the head by a tactical milkshake.

Trans people are so hot that they are the driving force behind global warming. This needs to stop. Boycott pronouns to help us fight against transgenderism.

Pronouns heated up the got damn atmosphere!