Pronouns heated up the got damn atmosphere!
Wait, I tough this guy died after being hit in the head by a tactical milkshake.
Trans people are so hot that they are the driving force behind global warming. This needs to stop. Boycott pronouns to help us fight against transgenderism.
update: trans people are too attractive for beauty contests, too smart to play chess, too strong, tall, and fast to be a professional athlete, and can cause floods, alter the environment of the planet single handedly, and kill god.