cheers for that but that only makes this even more confusing, in no part of that story is that dude calling himself a legend, what in the blue hell is happening right now, it feels as if i’m taking crazy pills. is this all one elaborate troll to mock the olds? I mean the chick won the freaking world cup, the dude only won the champions league. i still don’t get it.

That makes sense. When I think “football,” the anatomical part that first comes to mind is “torso.”

Maybe all of the good representations of feet and balls were already taken.

You absolute legend.