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bro has never heard of reading the compiler error

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When you’re in VSCode with 10 different red squiggles, who can be bothered?

Edi: Also, OH MY GOD JUNIORS WHO WON’T JUST GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE.

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6 points

vim supremecy

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man will never survive the rust programming language

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I first started programming with TurboBasic which had the oh-so-amusing characteristic that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters (and case-insensitive at that). So “DonutCount” and “DoobieCounter” actually referred to the same variable.

Really good times trying to debug that kind of shit.

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6 points

I’m trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don’t give me ideas.

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2 points

Make sure you add a “Variant” type lol.

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4 points

Python issue

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38 points

You all use notepad to code?

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According to my recruiter, you code on a whiteboard.

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23 points

These memes are made by first semester cs students

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I was taught java my first semester. I certainly hope no schools teach dynamic languages in the first semester.

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7 points

I had to edit code on terminal using nano in production.

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Use the great vim, install a linter plugin if you need one

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2 points

Why not just use vim? It’s preinstalled.

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2 points

Not inside a docker container.

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I used to write websites with Notepad. The upside is that you really had to learn HTML to do it; the downside is that it proves to the world that you’re a fucking lunatic.

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12 points

Missed an exclamation mark (as in negation) would be better and happens to anyone.

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8 points

Or using < instead of <= or >

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Something is either true or false, I would expect to have at least 50% of a chance to get it right on the first try. Nah, I fail to implement it three times because my brain went on vacation without telling me.

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Needs more jpeg!

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