Something is either true or false, I would expect to have at least 50% of a chance to get it right on the first try. Nah, I fail to implement it three times because my brain went on vacation without telling me.

Or using < instead of <= or >

I first started programming with TurboBasic which had the oh-so-amusing characteristic that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters (and case-insensitive at that). So “DonutCount” and “DoobieCounter” actually referred to the same variable.

Really good times trying to debug that kind of shit.

Python issue

man will never survive the rust programming language

When you’re in VSCode with 10 different red squiggles, who can be bothered?

Edi: Also, OH MY GOD JUNIORS WHO WON’T JUST GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE.

I used to write websites with Notepad. The upside is that you really had to learn HTML to do it; the downside is that it proves to the world that you’re a fucking lunatic.

I had to edit code on terminal using nano in production.

These memes are made by first semester cs students

According to my recruiter, you code on a whiteboard.