128 points

He had an accident while jogging, resulting in scratches and the eyepatch. The caption of the picture, which was posted on Twitter, literally said “Am curious/excited for the memes”. His PR knows how to catch the attention of the internet lol

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66 points

He says it’s jogging, but that’s just to hide his secret identity as masked super hero at night where he runs through the streets of Berlin and fights evildoers with his fists.

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24 points

Let’s be honest, you don’t wear an eyepatch as a super hero.

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22 points

True, maybe he was attacked by British gentlemen in his secret lair where he is building a death laser to force the world to pay him 1 million Euro.

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18 points

Nick Fury enters the chat.

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3 points

Every supervillain thinks he’s a superhero.

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21 points

He nailed the disguise with his alter ego, no one would ever suspect him of doing anything noteworthy.

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the caption was way more than that, it started with a quote of the beginning of a popular German proverb on Schadenfreude:

“Wer den Schaden hat…” - “Who has the damage…”

The latter part of the proverb exists in two versions, the more benign one ends in “…braucht für den Spott nicht zu sorgen” - “…doesn’t have to ask for ridicule”, the more cynical version ends in “…spottet jeder Beschreibung” - “…is ridiculous beyond description”. Adding appropriate ending was left to the reader.

To be honest, I was surprised of seeing such a sense of humour in Scholz and his PR team, the jogging accident must have scraped off some of the Teflon he is usually coated with.

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109 points

“you’re the worst chancellor i’ve ever heard of”

“but you have heard of me”

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83 points

“you’re the worst chancellor i’ve ever heard of”

tbf, we’ve had worse

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42 points

Wasn’t it Söder or Merz who said the current government is the worst germany ever had? Still makes me laugh

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38 points

Even appart from the Hitler thing, we had fucking Schröder, now Putins best friend and Russian gas lobbyist.

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3 points

They are working hard on beating the current German government in a few years.

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Palpatine?

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53 points

Pirate party support confirmed

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44 points

He won’t wear that permanently, they just wanted a memeable picture for the press release.

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24 points

I mean, he isn’t blinded, of course he’s not using that permanently. Although it gives him a dangerous flair. Not that many eyepatches on international leaders.

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32 points

So he can’t jog but we expect him to RUN our country? /s

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7 points

Well, he survived the dangerous trial, even if scarred.

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