Famous example… a man spent $44b to push his memes.

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One of my tenants once was causing me a lot of issues (cooking stinky spicy food in the unit after I told him to stop), so I sprinkled some drugs around his apartment and then alerted the police. It was much easier to evict the problematic tenant that way and I was able to keep the security deposit as well.

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Excellent bait, thank you for your work

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Freeze in hell, landlord.

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No it’s quite comfy in my home, thank you very much

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It is evil to drag other people into your drug addiction. Get help, enemy.

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I once met this girl who let me touch her boobs and do other fun stuff. In order to make that more convenient, we rented an apartment together. Which meant I needed a job to pay rent. Eventually we wanted a nicer place, so we bought a townhouse, which meant I needed to make more money and get a better job. Then we wanted kids, which meant a bigger house, car, etc etc. So needed a promotion to keep up with growing bills and spending.

Now I’m in my 40s, have a bunch of kids, work too much. And all I wanted was to touch some boobs and stuff.

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I mean, I mentioned my bunch of kids, so you can extrapolate… at least a few times.

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Congrats on the sex!

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Fuck man - it’s early Thursday morning in my timezone. Way too early to laugh out loud the way I just did!

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🪙

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Bro. I don’t even need to read anyone else’s answer. You win.

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I’m trying to convince my 24 hours of lemons team to establish a corporation so we can start a probably failing marketing business to offset racing costs and start actual marketing, ride alongs, etc. I’m also as of today as a first step trying to convince them to purchase some fucking worthless land for 150k (between 8 people, I’m well off not rich) that we can use as storage, base of operations, and a place to meet up.

It’s the most unorganized fucking version of Red Bull racing you can imagine and while in my wild dreams we are successful I have no real hope and it would help cover costs of doing auto racing.

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I wanna join your team

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I can back home from my first race like super depressed from the come down. It was a life changing blast.

Highly recommend it if you can find a team to join.

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I’ve been working on a video detailing a video game I’m making and for one of the sections in the video I talk about Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. For those parts I tried downloading some footage for it but it always came out blurry and low quality so I decided to record my own footage. I kinda regret that decision because I forgot how long that game is. So now I’m playing through this 30 hour game to get a few seconds footage from different chapters in the game.

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Aren’t there save states of the game available on the internet?

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…what?..well then it seems I wasted 12 hours for nothing…

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If you had fun playing, was it really wasted?

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I learned just enough coding and firefox framework to compile my own version of firefox with middle mouse closing tabs disabled

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lol why not just not use the middle mouse button? Did you remap it to something else?

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Yes i have it mapped to a thumb mouse button for other applications. And then im browsing firefox, i wanna switch to a tab on the left, the button bumps against the keyboard, tab gets closed.

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Are you aware of ctl + shift + t to reopen a closed tab? You can hit it multiple times too. Totally fine if you prefer this solution, but this is a useful tip regardless!

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Not saying it wasn’t worth it, but some other options that might work:

  • bind middle mouse to an extension (e.g open lastpass)
  • buy a mouse that lets you change keybindings on the mouse instead
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AutoHotkey can detect which program is active and rebind keys independently for each

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Makes sense, thanks for the explanation

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There’s an about:config option for that… (kidding)

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It was weird man, i was in the dev forums and there were previous requests for this feature. And they wouldnt put it on the config page because users might not find it there. So cant have it at all.

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Can feel you right there. I once bought a new computer just to bring compile time of Firefox core from 1h to 15m. To fix a bug which was on my nerves.

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