The kingdom surely shall fall after this grave incident
Yea they’re not aligned shut up
6 points
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King marries the horse to fill the void in his life created by the queens departure
No ____ like horse ____
3 points
Pawns begin a line dance to Achy Braky Heart when Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the board.
15 points
The white King, heartbroken and disillusioned with his future prospects, lost in a dreary mist of drug-fuelled degeneracy, stuck in the throes of a severe midlife crisis, summons his best friend, his confidant, his ride or die BRO to cheer him up. Ke8 to e1.
4 points
Black queen jumps onto black tower to lament her and the king having grown apart.
3 points
Blue Kingdom shows up from the right
