The white King, heartbroken and disillusioned with his future prospects, lost in a dreary mist of drug-fuelled degeneracy, stuck in the throes of a severe midlife crisis, summons his best friend, his confidant, his ride or die BRO to cheer him up. Ke8 to e1.

After failing inspections time after time, one of black’s towers collapses on top of a horse and a pawn - R½g7½g8

King marries the horse to fill the void in his life created by the queens departure

No ____ like horse ____

White Queen redecorates her half of the board in hot pink to celebrate her newfound freedom, White King slips into alcoholism as his best bro Black King looks on awkwardly

Black queen jumps onto black tower to lament her and the king having grown apart.