71 points

Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.

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41 points

Best $575.99 I’ve ever spent

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There’s a similar model.for $480. Just sayin’…

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3 points

(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I’ll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.

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11 points

I mean…you’ve really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I’m spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.

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How has it been so far?

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37 points

Why is it industrial, lmao?

I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like… is this for a restaurant?

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11 points

When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

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1 point

So your mum has one?

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You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything’s during these events.

There is definitely a market for this.

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27 points

I thought “what a cute novelty” until I saw the price

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Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

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In Barcelona as well

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Lady bits are a little cheaper.

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12 points

This Christmas I’m giving OP’s mom a waffle iron.

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