Explaining societal collapse to an American: Imagine a burger

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But then imagine not a burger

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gasp

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WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS

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Burgern’t

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Whataburger is a great example of what the op is saying. It literally got bought by a private equity firm that is making it worse

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DQ burger are the best though

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Wait, “Dairy queen” sells burgers? I thought they were like…a sundae/milkshake shop.

I’m starting to think that every business in America sells burgers and hotdogs regardless of whatever else they normally offer.

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Hot dogs are actually pretty uncommon in fast food. DQ, Sonic, and Auntie Anne’s are the only ones I can think of that have them.

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They’re so good too.

Yeah most of them also sell hot food like hamburgers, corn dogs, etc.

Some stores only sell the cold dessert stuff, but a lot of them have a hot food menu too.

The blizzards are also really good. Lmao.

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There’s a cross-lingual bürgerkreig pun somewhere in there.

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Yes, I am plenty familiar with the concept of ‘supply and demand’…

I demand you supply me with my treats for minimum wage!

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Less than minimum wage because tips… that you only get if you smile more and put up with aging sex pestery!

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EVERYBODY PANIC!

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MFW NO HAMBURGER

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Tent cities i sleep

No treats real shit

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IDK this guy doesn’t seem all bad

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Gonna guess this is about the covid vaccine as opposed to working conditions given that it’s a blue check.

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The tweet doesn’t specify but a comment indicates you’re correct

Link to tweet in question: https://nitter.net/DeanAbbott/status/1436082805688180743

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29 points

Americans are a land of contrasts

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He’s so right for this

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