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You need to implement the synergistic cloud blockchain.

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*synergistic cloud quantum blockchain powered by AI

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ON THE METAVERSE

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With 16x the details

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Ah, so we can leverage acceleration towards actionable efficiency.

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M E E I N G

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My boss holds Meeings all the time. Almost every meeting is about her and how great she is. I will now call these meeting “meeings”.

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All those Meeings could have been an emai as well

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Memail?

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I’ve been to some of those. They really suck. Worse than meetings.

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Be fired || deal with customers

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Your meetings have agendas? That must be nice.

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I was in a meeting with an external company once that sells NFTs. Yes, it was fun. Yes, the only reason I was there is 'cause I thought I’d be hilarious. Yes, I wrote money laundering into their interactive word cloud, and others wrote similar thoughts. Plz buy this jewelry for $500 so that you can use that virtually in Zoom. Some are convinced that Blockchain is the future. Others not so much.

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