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Remember when Canonical used to give away installation CDs to anyone who asked? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Still have those CDs. Getting a package from South Africa was exciting.

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Damn, and people complain about Windows …

I bet if they could have added pictures to this ad, they would have.

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You haven’t seen the best part yet. They’re holding back security updates, if you don’t do this whole Pro-shit. I really don’t know how much pot their executives smoked to get that awful idea.

And like, to be fair, for personal use, you can get Pro for free, so you ‘just’ need to create an account to get a secure OS.

But yeah, you basically don’t really hear people complaining, because we simply don’t use Ubuntu. Plenty better Linux distros to choose from. I only know this shit, because my work laptop unfortunately comes with it and I’m not necessarily allowed to change it.

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Security updates for packages that are so old that they aged out of official support.
Who determines how old a package needs to be before they start charging money for it?
Well they do, of course.

Tune in next year when they turn off free Snap patches.

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wget actuallygooddistro.⁤org/install/2023-09-x64.iso && cp *.iso /mnt/ventoy/ && rm -rf /*

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You didn’t unmount your ventoy… uh oh!

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what in the fuck.

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I replied this to someone else gonna put it here:

Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.

Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical’s alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team

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You mean, like on Ubuntu?

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Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.

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I don’t know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.

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That almost makes me wanna switch but I enjoy fish too much…even if it’s probably got issues above my level of use bc idk what I’m doing most of the time 😆

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$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
Removing /home/user...
~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
Removing /bin/bash...
~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
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You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10…9…8…

After each ads.

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Y’all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience

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I have sl installed

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i could see that as a powershell “feature”, which allows microsoft to sell adspace in the command line that reaches technicans and administrators

!aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

edit: fixed link

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I was going to say, I’m surprised this isn’t a Windows 11 “feature”

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cut them some slack, they can’t put every annoyance into one version … got to leave something for future “upgrades”

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Maybe for the first time Ubuntu could get to sue them for infringing on their innovation.

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Good lord, I hope no one employed at Microsoft reads this. I would bet they institute it if they think of it.

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If you write !aboringdystopia@lemmy.world instead the link is usable for any instance.

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i always forget. i am just to used to markdown. Thanks for the reminder.

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Ahhhh…THANK YOU! r/boringdistopia was one of the few subreddits I have been still missing.

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no problem … enjoy … kind of … maybe.

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