holy shit these are the same thousands of complete nothing stories every single time, posted as if they were some profound insights.

“I was in first period. Then, the teacher said our nation was under attack. Then I learned that planes hit the World Trade Center. Then I went home.”

Or, the West Coast version:

“I woke up and turned on the TV. The second plane had already hit. I watched the events unfold on the TV.”

jfc at this point I am convinced Americans are pathological narcissists

“I was on a sat phone with a CIA cutout in KSA and running point on the controlled demo of tower 7.”

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I was inside tower 7’s air vent when george bush called

“tower 2 is kill”

“no”

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I was like 7 or 8 when it happened so I only vaguely remember seeing it on TV.

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And you???

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Я был на работе, в комнате перерыва. Я посмотрел второй самолёт на телевизоре. Я помню мой начальник кричал “Пойти работать!”

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I was in building 7 with a jerry can of jet fuel.

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My cat took a shit on the floor that morning

Then I watched 9/11 on live tv

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