holy shit these are the same thousands of complete nothing stories every single time, posted as if they were some profound insights.

“I was in first period. Then, the teacher said our nation was under attack. Then I learned that planes hit the World Trade Center. Then I went home.”

Or, the West Coast version:

“I woke up and turned on the TV. The second plane had already hit. I watched the events unfold on the TV.”

jfc at this point I am convinced Americans are pathological narcissists

“I was on a sat phone with a CIA cutout in KSA and running point on the controlled demo of tower 7.”

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I was inside tower 7’s air vent when george bush called

“tower 2 is kill”

“no”

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I was in building 7 with a jerry can of jet fuel.

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I was like 7 or 8 when it happened so I only vaguely remember seeing it on TV.

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My cat took a shit on the floor that morning

Then I watched 9/11 on live tv

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The only time I’ve seen this question get pulled out is when bartenders I’ve worked with got suspicious (out of state, fake, ect.) IDs. Don’t wanna just turn people away for no reason, so they always ask “Where were you during 9/11?”. I told the bartender I was probably in pre school shitting myself and got the beer. She told me that anybody who looks as young as me that doesn’t answer similarly is lying about their age.

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[Easy: Failure] – “Ground Zero??”

- Oh God. You did not have to blurt the first thing that came into your mind. But you did.

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thought you were discoposting for a sec

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