I went to return the toaster and they told me they no longer sold that kind of toaster, so now my house has two toasters.
Getting toasted, let’s have a toast!
Imagine if you told them then that this photo would one day “be on the fediverse”
That’s the same toaster they found in his bath tub when the coroner arrived.
The Cure For The Common Toaster
Any Mad Men fans in the house?
Should have gotten her a Chip ‘n’ Dip.