Fellas, is it gay to drink lemonade?
The correct answer instead would be: Because I like lemonade. If that’s a problem for you, you can fuck off.
I accept lemonade lovers of all genders <3
Those disgusting kombucha drinkers on the other hand… /s
It’s not so much that kombucha is revolting, which it is. It’s how it gets evangelized the way it does. That’s what really bothers me. Like, no, buddy, I don’t wanna try your nasty whatever it is tea. Stop asking.
I used to make my own booch. I didn’t even know it was some health drink. I just liked it. When people heard I made my own, they assumed I was really into gut health when I was really just into drinking booch but didn’t want to pay the high prices for store bought.
Lemonade being fucking delicious isn’t reason enough?
I get irrationally angry over these questions lmao. They gotta be satire right?
