Never touch the cat tummy: it’s a trap.

Why not both?

Who the fuck talks to a dog like this lol

Definitely have met more “crazy cat people” than dog people like this; and the dog people who are like this generally have the tiniest little yapper they can get their hands on, not a puppy who will become normal-sized one day. This post should have a Pomeranian or something

I own both cats and snakes and people never believe me when I say the cats do much more damage to me than the snakes (even though they do bite from time to time).

Still happy to let them sleep in my bed (the cats, not the snakes).

But Mr. Flooples is co cute