Feel bad for the atlassian programmers right now.
You should feel bad for their support, which made very unwise decision and stayed operational…
Hey you can’t use Jira, means you can get some real work done
Programmers are probably chill af, looks like a very bad day for some network people though.
“Thank you for calling the development team quick response hotline. Please leave a message and we will relay it to the networking team as soon as possible. Seriously, it’s probably a network thing. It works on our machines. You should call networking directly next time. Please hold and you will be transferred automatically.” /s
A status page that acknowledges service failures?
Is this a new concept? I have never seen anything like it.
It’s a product that Atlassian is selling: https://www.atlassian.com/software/statuspage
Not to be confused with their statuspage for their services: https://status.atlassian.com/
Or the status page for their status page system (which apparently has an ongoing incident): https://metastatuspage.com/
RUN, BE FREE! You can escape their tracking now. They will never find you in the forest, eating nuts & berries.
