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She looks like a gross pig

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GAAAAH!!! MY EYES!!! I’d forgotten how ugly that woman is, inside and out!

Does she still wear her homemade birth control dresses?

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Good, fuck her, cunt.

On another topic, while I’m straight, if I were gay, I don’t think I’m prepared to date, let alone marry, someone with the same first name as me. Being gay is perfectly normal, marrying someone with the same first name as you isn’t. No judgement though, just don’t think I’m cut out for it.

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XD I’m straight and my name is Aaron. I could never be with an Erin. There’s just something weird about it.

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I feel ya bro

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New head-cannon for the Bobs in office space.

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🤣🤣

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Wait what is this . did Kim marry Kim?

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I dated a guy with the same name as me once, just went by my middle name while we were together.

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That makes sense. You’re made of sterner stuff than I am though, I wouldn’t be able to hack it.

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28 points

Call Me by Our Name

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SAY OUR NAME, SAY OUR NAME!

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She’ll just get crowdfunding money from Republicans (white domestic terrorists).

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That’s fine, victims get their money and some dumb cunt in Ohio is a little bit poorer. Sounds like a win-win to me.

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I don’t care where she gets the money, as I’m delighted where the money is going.

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Finally. We have the funds to enact the Gay Agenda©

Execute order 69.

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I mean, either way it’s a win. If she gets $2 each from a shitload of right wing fuckheads, that means we made ~50,000 right wing fuckheads pay to support gay marriage.

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that number sounds too low.

assuming that the last election was 50% and that 50% of voters are republicans; about 70 million people could support her like this.

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It wasn’t and they aren’t.

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That’s 50,000 people paying for the attempt at preventing gay marriage, not in support of it.

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Paying for a failed attempt. So it’s kind of impotence squared if it happens.

That’s $100,000 that won’t get to those people unless somebody else raises it because I doubt very seriously Kim Davis has $100,000.

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If only we could collect their names and tell everyone about how they feel!

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11 points

Sounds like socialism to me

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I get the joke but to be clear, handouts are not a problem for these folks, so long as the Jesus Strings are fully attached.

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Hey, have you written up your ‘Jesus Strings’ theory? You’ve mentioned it a few times and it makes marvelous intuitive sense to me — I’d like to read the article if you’re written it.

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Ooooof! That’s gotta sting lol xD

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