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I’ve just had to return a printer and the company asked me to print out a returns label. 😳

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This is due to a murder that happened at an IKEA a couple of years ago. The murderer used knives from the department store.

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But…someone could still stab with these scissors, no?

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Anything can be a weapon if you really want it to

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Well you’ll need to buy another pair of scissors to open that pair. But then you’ll need to buy another pair to open the pair you just bought. But then…

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Just one more scissor bro. It’ll fix the whole problem bro I promise.

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I also imagine these scissors getting progressively smaller until you have to buy tweesers to handle the scissors you use to open the scissors you bought to open…

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Use a knife ;)

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That won’t help, you need scissors to open the packaging for knives from IKEA.

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Fire solves all. You can use the charred, denuded knife blade.

Here’s how to make one with stuff from IKEA. (Invidious link)

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Curb Your Enthusiasm did an episode on this…

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