A real masterclass in analogies.
10 points
What’s wrong with me that I think some of these are really clever.
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
I mean, that’s actually kind of brilliant.
3 points
I love this list but I feel like I’ve been seeing it for 20+years sometimes
5 points
My personal favorite being #8.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
