I’ve seen a few people put their delivered pizza in the oven after everyone grabs a piece to keep it warm. I’ve also seen a lot of those people forget the pizza is in there and either have to throw it out or only noticed after they preheated their oven.

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But… It’s pizza. You just eat it until it’s gone.

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I’d say the same thing with any food, you eat it until it’s gone…

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You must have grown up in a house like mine. If we didn’t eat everything we could, my dad would and then you wouldn’t get enough.

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Yep. Now that I’m a Dad, I do my duty

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I’m not sure about pizza but I’ve heard a guy putting a casserole in his oven and forgot about it because his coworker was begging him to hang out with him. When he walked back home, his house was burned down to the ground and the firefighters told him “Some knucklehead left a casserole in the oven.” He was super devastated after that.

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Well, sir/ma’am:

  • my father once put a pizza box into the oven then turned the oven on to keep it warm, intending to turn it off quickly but forgot. Fire ensued
  • I was 18 in a terrible apartment and needed to run over to my buddies place to borrow something. I had stock on the stove but figured it had to reduce and I could go and be back quickly. We had one of those sandwiches that they have on How I Met Your Mother and I forgot all about the stock. The guy across the hall and I had swapped spare keys. He saw smoke pouring out of my kitchen window and let himself in and threw the pot in the sink and turned the water on. Crisis averted other than me thinking about it and being filled with shame every time I put a pot on a stove.
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Weed and cooking is very dangerous. Don’t mix pots and pot

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I was about to comment about how familiar this sounds lol

Did the guy get his vacuum cleaner back at least?

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That’s always been a fear of mine. I think at worst I’ve left it preheating with nothing inside

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My ex used to hide dirty dishes in the oven. One time I was going to make something and started pre-heating the oven not realizing she was squirreling dishes away in it. We lost a bunch of tupperware containers that day, which essentially melted down through the racks and onto the element.

To this day I always check the oven before turning it on now, even though we haven’t been together for nearly 20 years.

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Some people deliberately store things - like towels or place mats - in the oven.

Usually older people.

Someone not aware of that goes to bake something - big problem

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My cousin kept bags of chips and pretzels in the oven, and got really mad at me for preheating the oven without checking it. It was 20 years ago and we still fight over who’s fault that was.

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My grandparents used to store cereal in the oven. As a kid I never understood, but it was just something weird cpsince I never cooked. Now I’m horrified that anyone would do that but suspect they bought it just for our visit and had nowhere to put the huge quantities of food they’d need.

Picture the groceries for a nice, quiet elderly couple. Now picture the groceries for a family with four boys eating everything in sight …. Yeah, our visits must have been the apocalypse for their budget, based on groceries alone

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Preheated the Oven at 280°C Grandma! Everything will soon be as they should be!

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what kind of bozo puts a pizza not on literally anything less flammable before putting it into the oven for any reason

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Cardboards are actually quite good at heat insulation. If you have an electric oven (no flame) and put the temperature below 200°C (ignition is at a slighly higher temperature but oven aren’t precise), there is no risk. So you can totally reheat pizza at 180°C on its cardboard.

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Kids I’m guessing

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