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Nice try Jesus!

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Shouldn’t he know already? Like one of those psychics. How do they stay in business?

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I mean in fairness it is Saturday. He’s probably phoning it in today so he can watch YouTube on the toilet.

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They’re going to hell now. Judge not lest you be judged and all that.

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The ultimate uno reverse.

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Not sure how old 4th grade is, but I’d have been about 6 or 7 when Amanda Jackson told me I couldn’t borrow her colouring pencils because I didn’t believe in Jesus. We’re in the UK, it’s not like it’s even such a huge thing over here, and joke’s on her anyway because in the end the teacher ruled that she had to share.

Screw you Amanda. Never forget.

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Yeah, I never know what age a grade equates to. “4th grade” - is that age 4? Seems a bit young. So, if you start school about age 4, then that would be 1st grade I guess, so 4 + 4th grade would be age 8. Is that right?

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Good guess. Generally about 8-9.

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It’s usually your grade + 5. Most people start school around 4 or 5 but before first grade there’s kindergarten.

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Why do you assume all religious people think the way she does? Isn’t that painting with a broad brush just like she did?

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The proper response to that is “At least I’ll be in good company.”

Joke’s on her anyway. I’d say she’s going to be disappointed when she dies, but she won’t be anything.

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Being a christian

ETA: I’ve since repented of that. I’m still trying to amend for my time in that backwards cult.

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Being bi. Also an atheist

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Not just the consequences of killing someone, but in the moment, do you think you could actually do it? If your answer if yes, then I hope never to meet you.

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What the actual fuck lol. So if there was a situation where rape and or murder’s consequences outweigh the benifits, then you’d be ok with it? You can justify anything with that mindset.

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Do you have any empathy? Not everything is a transaction.

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Alright, I’m curious and he cowardly wiped out his comment, what did he say?

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They were saying something along the lines of how they don’t believe in sin and view things with the consequences they would bring. They said that they wouldn’t kill another person because the cons of killing a person outweighs the pros since the law exists.

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Found the sociopath. “I don’t murder because it’s inconvenient”

Okay dude, you’re so hardcore

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