Nice try Jesus!
Shouldn’t he know already? Like one of those psychics. How do they stay in business?
Not sure how old 4th grade is, but I’d have been about 6 or 7 when Amanda Jackson told me I couldn’t borrow her colouring pencils because I didn’t believe in Jesus. We’re in the UK, it’s not like it’s even such a huge thing over here, and joke’s on her anyway because in the end the teacher ruled that she had to share.
Screw you Amanda. Never forget.
Yeah, I never know what age a grade equates to. “4th grade” - is that age 4? Seems a bit young. So, if you start school about age 4, then that would be 1st grade I guess, so 4 + 4th grade would be age 8. Is that right?
It’s usually your grade + 5. Most people start school around 4 or 5 but before first grade there’s kindergarten.
Why do you assume all religious people think the way she does? Isn’t that painting with a broad brush just like she did?
Got sucked off in a church once. Wasn’t smitten.
Also: it was (luckily) by my gf, not the priest.
I’ve participated in multiple abortions.
Weird how I haven’t burst in flames yet.
I’m imagining you’ve been the father, the mother and the doctor in these events that you have participated in.
None of the above: I’m a surgical tech, my role is to get the instruments, supplies, and equipment needed for a surgery; establish sterile fields and get those instruments etc on them in a sterile way; facilitate the actual surgery by making sure the surgeon never has idle hands (we have to know the surgeries well enough to anticipate what instrument the surgeon will want in each step), and get the room turned over for the next case.
It’s a cool job, but the pay’s kinda shit, so I don’t recommend it as anything other than a stepping stone to something like nursing, which is what I’m currently working toward.
I’m gay and Atheist, so pretty pretty much just existing according to some.
Neither of those are sin, Christians just don’t understand what sin is, the word itself means “to miss the mark” how is being gay missing the mark? It’s not, it only used to be because being gay basically sentenced your entire family to starvation, last I checked your kin aren’t starving to death because you have a partner are they? Also Jesus would prefer you be an athiest than a false Christian. Everyone is saved anyway so even ‘belief’ isn’t necessary to be resurrected in the kingdom on earth.
