We love our mods, don’t we folks?

https://lemm.ee/comment/3622601

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the admin doesn’t want to talk to me after I’ve been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad

this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out

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Also love how this mf thinks we’re suppressing dissent because we’re trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it’ll convince this site to abandon communism

As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i’m pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn’t hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time

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I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he’s on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you’re not to be trusted.

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Right. Suppressing dissent like… Imagine thinking we haven’t heard the fucking “default” politics of 99% of the internet and you’re going to come here and bring us the good word.

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Exactly, as if its possible for us to live in an echo chamber. I with there was a way for us to never hear Vuvvezzuula, Uighur, Hololodor, 100 gorillion dead, no iphone, tank man massacre

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Is there a way to report a user to y’all for great purging if we see them saying some fucked shit on non hexbear comms?

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DM me the user and example

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there’s a lemmy purge?

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These people always talk about how much socialists hate “freezepeach” and ban anyone with “dissenting opinions”

but when you look at the accounts that are banned, half of them have names like “blacksun1488” and shit. Liberals love this idea that all opinions are created equal and are worth equal discussion and attention. They kind of have to, because otherwise they’d have to admit their own positions are one of supreme ignorance.

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But they called the manager! Doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

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A lot of people don’t seem to understand that “post hog” is a mocking take on “post tits” used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude “there are no women on the internet”.

Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn’t understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.

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we’ve had a few people post hog on hexbear, top 5 least favorite moderation experience on the site

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Make them write their username on the trunk to prove it’s not just one they grabbed online.

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trunk

A man is in a tragic accident and awakens in the hospital. The doctor and nurse are there and after the basic checks the doctor pulls up a chair.

“I have some terrible news, sir. You were in a terrible accident and you lost your penis.”

The man is shocked, and starts to weep, but the doctor continues.

“Since you were unconscious, we did put a replacement in place for you. The only problem is that all we could find in such short notice was a baby elephant trunk.”

The man checks it out and is satisfied with the replacement. He’s released from the hospital a few days later and returns to his life.

A few weeks later he has his first date since the accident. He’s having a nice conversation with his date when he hears the distinct sound of his pants zipper slowly opening. He blushes, hoping his date didn’t hear the noise.

A few moment later the end of the baby elephant trunk that is his penis snakes over the edge of the table, snuffing and tapping, searching over the table cloth. His date notices and watches, eyes wide.

Suddenly, it grabs a dinner roll from his bread plate and whips back under the table.

“Was that your penis?” his date asks, her eyes wide and her cheeks flushed.

Embarrassed, he can only nod and the color rises in his cheeks.

“That was amazing,” she said, “Can it do it again?”

He shrugged, “Probably, but I don’t know if my asshole can take another roll.”

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It’s so funny though

The first time we got one on the subreddit was so good

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Literally the stuff of legends

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jjaredsw1 you are not forgotten

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was that the nazi who rage posted their shriveled chode

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:leo-point:

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that was the one hated himself for being gay and the whole sub trip to talk sense into him but only after he posted hog. mods banned him for antisemitism but hopefully this group therapy session did him some good.

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54 points

lore

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This is a deep chapotraphouse cut

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I didn’t think it had anything to do with what you just said. I remember it being a meme that started on Reddit as a way of calling someone a rightwing person who is making stuff up. Both “post hog” and “hogout or logout”.

The founding incident happened when users baited a rightwing user by demanding they post pictures of their penis as evidence in a ‘pics or it didn’t happen’ situation. With the chapo subreddit and so many other left-wing subreddits now removed from Reddit, sadly I can’t find the original thread anymore.

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I didn’t think it has anything to do with what you just said.

Well it did.

If you can’t see how “hog out or log out” is intentionally analogous to “tits or gtfo” you’ve missed a fairly important part of it.

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The version I heard was a chud wandered in on the same account they posted to nsfw subs in. People noticed this and and started roasting the guy. His defense was that “it was a bad photo”. He eventually got mad and posted more.

I think Awoo is right in terms of memetic etymology or whatever tracing the origin of a meme is called.

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I was there but I don’t remember many of the particulars. I think people were saying he must have a tiny dick because of some shitty things he was saying. It was a pretty normal dick for what its worth but he had it clenched in a weird death grip.

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I legit never got the connection til now, good context

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Hey. Your username seems familiar.

every time lol

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Am I missing anything?

You already know you are, which is why you’re being intentionally reductive.

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Every time.

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Oh god, it’s this person again?

This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don’t even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.

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I wanna see the rudeness chart

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Excuse me buster you’re registering an overflow on the nasty-meter 🌡🚨

For real though one of the examples of unforgivable rudeness was posting the emoji

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omg mods iv been completely owned wtf

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Hexbear mods: refuse to remove post hogs

Lemmy mods: refuse to remove calling for nuclear armageddon, bloodthirst, nazi simps, sinophobia, russophobia etc.

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