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Pepperoni pizza Hot pockets are basically a pepperoni Calzones

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db2@sopuli.xyz
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Kind of, but Nestle so no bueno.

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notfromhere@lemmy.oneOP
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Good point I should have said lean pocket, I’m pretty sure those aren’t nestle. Edit: Nope still nestle and I guess they’re doscontinued?

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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Wait. Did you seriously think that Diet Hot Pockets were made by a different company that WASN’T owned by Nestle?

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notfromhere@lemmy.oneOP
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I mean it should be expected, nestle owns so much these days. Very hard to remember everything. Even the frozen lasagna’s are nestle.

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GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network
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Only if you’ve never had a calzone

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SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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or ricotta cheese.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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I’ve had calzone and I always equate the pizza Hot Pockets to one. They are the same thing, but made in a factory with lower quality ingredients.

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Leviathan@lemmy.world
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Yeah exactly. Like most shit frozen pizzas are hardly pizzas but there you go.

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djmarcone@lemm.ee
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The calzone zone

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mister_seawolf@lemmy.world
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But definitely not the low cal calzone zone.

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bird@lemm.ee
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Technically it would be low cal compared to a normally sized calzone just because of being significantly smaller.

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Skoobie@lemmy.film
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Lots of shower thoughts actually aren’t. This was. Good job.

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Case@unilem.org
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Most of my actual thoughts in the shower revolve around destroying whatever made me leave the house, thus necessitating a shower on THEIR schedule.

I like showers, and love a hot bath… I don’t love water prices here locally.

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ShunkW@lemmy.world
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I feel like they’re closer to stromboli

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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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I always felt like they were close to the microwave

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