One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!
16 points
“Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson”
Man, that must’ve been painful as fuck.
“A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me”
Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆
5 points
Holy shit that was fucking hillarious ^^ its also my fav. greentext from now on
4 points
This was next in my feed https://lemmy.one/pictrs/image/f4e788ee-1660-4962-bbb9-d438abcfa774.jpeg
6 points
Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.
37 points
Thought I was going to die reading this while trying to hold in my laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.
-6 points
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9 points