One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!

76 points

This guy not only passed the 3 day no poop task but expanded it

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Is it possible to learn this power?

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Yes, just change your diet from junk food with 0 % fiber to food with 100 % fiber over night!

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18 points
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Literally eating my shirts (100% cotton fiber) rn

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5 points

Dunno how to link users yet, but mizu6079 needs to up their game next time

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42 points

“my guts are yelling in German” “gondorcallsforaid”

This is hilarious, I need more

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37 points

Thought I was going to die reading this while trying to hold in my laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.

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9 points

I couldn’t contain my laughter and got slapped. That was too hilarious.

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3 points

Dude I read this in church and started dying the woman next to me is now praying for me

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No way, I also read this while trying to hold in laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.

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26 points

he forgor that you need to drink more water when eating fiber

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Yeah, if you don’t hydrate it you’re just building drywall in your intestines.

Winds up being counterproductive for weight loss since everything gets trapped in there longer and more nutrients are absorbed.

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20 points

There’s something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.

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