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I have done that before. Its great before and during the cake consumption, but afterwards the regret sets in when your bloated stomach tries to digest the consequences of your actions

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Yah, honestly to me “living your best life” might include not doing that to yourself so that you don’t suffer the consequences of obscene overconsumption.

The subject is open to constant interpretation.

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A whole bag of Cheetos is still acceptable though. They put air where the calories are supposed to hide.

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4 points

Did you eat the whole cake in one sitting?

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6 points

Is there another way of eating cake?

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Yeah I feel like this is one of those things that you’ll only ever do once lol

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Nah nah. This is all accurate. However the difference is, you buy it, you eat it, you enjoy the hell out of it.

Then after dinner, you tell your kids they can have the rest for dessert. And since there’s one piece left, you have the last piece like a hoss. Then it’s gone within a days work, and you can pretend it never happens while the kids think it was the best day ever and it’s a win win situation.

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As somebody who used to weigh over 350 pounds, you need to be the thing that stops you. I promise, losing the weight is harder than just not buying that cake in the first place.

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For me gaining weight is harder than losing it. I can eat all of that for myself and didn’t gain weight but still got the diabetes for myself

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I pray I’m one day able to afford to just go buy a cake for no reason. I might finally be able to gain a pound.

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I have found the only way I can not be obese (and I mean the lowest BMI I have had is 24) is the most extreme diets - keto and now carnivore since keto is too hard to stick to

Though I don’t envy you. You have no clear signal that you’re eating unhealthily, but suffer the same ill health that us fatties do if you do eat unhealthily

You need to pump iron and eat protein to gain healthy weight

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I think this is true for everyone

that includes you, the lurker reading this comment

Edit: oof, guess i struck a nerve.

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It’s a cruel joke that life is too short not to enjoy these things, but by enjoying them, you make your life shorter.

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As a “European” I never forget that I can just walk around the corner to buy cake because I don’t live in a suburban hellhole where I need a car to get food

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Sounds like communism to me

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Do they have cake in communism?!

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It’s OUR cake now Marie Antoinette

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It’s the people’s cake for working people!

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CONFESS YOUR HERESY

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I am lol, just matching the quotes in the OP

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Fr I can’t figure out anyone that wants to be a European so bad but can’t bring themselves to lie lmao

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10 points

If I wasn’t lazy I would be doomed.

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I can’t because I live in a small town.

But at least I only need to drive ~20 minutes with the bus

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I think cars are cool, but I prefer fire trucks.

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Get in your car and go buy yourself a fire truck.

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I live inside a firetruck

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Uhg, walking. Sounds like work.

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Only thing stopping you is your bank account 😆

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I mean, unless it’s decorated, cakes are fairly cheap (especially if you compare it to other foods by calories per dollar)

I’d say the biggest thing stopping most people from doing this regularly is a desire to not get type 2 diabetes lol

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I’d argue the biggest thing stopping most people from doing this is laziness. Which is great.

Even getting to the store to buy a cake is the only way we do it, making one is too much work (for casual bored cake consumption).

Probably purely the fact that when we go to the store we don’t have store bought cake on the mind, i we don’t buy it.

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But I only want to eat tasty cakes and these are expensive.

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Eating sugar doesn’t give anyone T2 diabetes. It’s largely a hereditary metabolic disease.

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You’re definitely thinking of T1, or health class and the Internet lied to me all my life. Come to think of it…

But for sure you can get T2 from making unhealthy choices with sugar consumption.

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T2 is diet related t1 is genetic

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Wait until they figure out they can buy the cake mixes, and it’s possible to make your own cakes, with as much extra stuff as you want. I once made a cake with embedded cookies, and a peanut butter cream cheese frosting. I regret nothing.

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How much of a thing is using a cake mix? I bake often but just using simple ingredients that I buy separately, but cake mixes seem to be really popular, especially in the states. Is that true?

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For people who arent super into baking they are a cheap, fun activity for an afternoon. Just add water and maybe some oil mix it with a spoon and bake it for the time stated on the box. No need to store or buy excess cocoa, flour, sugar, eggs and so on.

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Thanks for your reply. I can’t say I relate to be honest, I would always want a good amount of all of those ingredients in stock. I can’t really see how mixing powder with water for 2 minutes constitutes an activity for a whole afternoon either.

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Common in Canada too.

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I can, have and do bake cakes without the use of cake mixes. It’s not hard, and I normally have most of the ingredients on hand. But cake mixes are very popular, come in a wide variety of flavors/types, and, generally speaking, are pretty good. They’re also cheap. And they store well, and efficiently on the shelf or in a cabinet. So it’s just super convenient to have one on hand. It also takes like 30 seconds to make. Add water, oil, egg, mix.

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you’re mad… have you any idea what you’ve done??

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It’s amazing. The cookie dough doesn’t cook all the way, so it’s like chewy nuggets of cookie goodness.

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