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More like a long but tormented life of barely subsisting on the smallest amounts of water possible.
Death is too sweet and quick for my houseplants :)
8 points
Plants call her the green widow.
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Me hitting on women at the bar on a Monday
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I was gonna say something like “me adopting cats”, but you already topped it.
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