40 points

Literally my workplace. But please ignore the bonuses, raises, and luxury trips we’re still doling out to the sales department. Now get back to work, you engineering scum!

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Sometimes I think I should’ve gone into sales, if for anything the perks. But then I remember that I hate people, especially other salespeople, so, shit.

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11 points

I tried to enter into the HVAC salesforce seeing as I’m a licensed tech. But they don’t want someone who actually know what they are talking about.

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8 points

I wouldn’t be a good fit for sales. I’m not that good of a lier.

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My department saved our company over 30 million and we got a taco bar for one day

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6 points

I got pizza once. Turns out thin crust is not very popular

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13 points

That’s ok. I’ll do 5% less work instead.

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12 points

That’s literally the deal I did with my boss. They couldn’t “afford” to pay me more because the investor wanted more money. So I negotiated a 15% cut in my work hours for the same wage.

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11 points

No wage! Only spend!

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6 points

Chivas is terrible whisky.

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1 point

Sure, If you compare it with single malts. But for a blended whiskey it’s pretty good.

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