4 points
applies chapstick
5 points
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If you want to first drink a disgusting concentrated solution of chloridic acid that would literally burn your mouth… That’s how far you can realistically get. It’s closed after that
1 point
31 points
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No. Your intestines are not rigid enough to withstand a vacuum strong enough to move liquid rapidly through you. Just look up any story about someone who sat on the drain valve of a pool and had their colon and parts of their large intestines sucked out their anus.
3 points
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7 points
1 point
6 points
3 points
Humans are donuts.
7 points
Play being a giant and use a prawn as a straw.
