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*45.98

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*44.98

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17.38

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Best I can do 3.50.

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Literally the cities

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You sound like somebody who’s never been to a city, but “have it on good authority” that it’s dangerous based on some third-hand story, or worse: Fox News.

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LMAO naw actually i lived in the residential parts of the city but moved 15 minutes further out every few years. If there were no more broken windows and mugging I’d be deep inside the city instead even with the higher rent.

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46 points

Save $10. Use the gun to steal the mask.

Taps forehead meme

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It’s big brain time

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just return the items after robbery. taps forehead harder

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Ackchually 0 $, they offer free returns

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Sometimes it’s a returnless refund too! So you get to keep the mask and gun! I bet that would help if you get investigated.

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“You can’t believe how many iPhones I just got!”

iCloud Find My Network Activates

“Hey why do I hear police sirens?”

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Back in black intensifies

Time for 5 stars!

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