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:jb-shining: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little slaver? I’ll have you know I studied with abolitionist Elizur Wright, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on slave plantations, and I have over 7 confirmed kills.

I am trained in breechloaders and I’m a top marksman with .52 caliber Beecher’s Bibles. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that white supremacist shit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Underground Railroad operatives across the south and your plantation’s home address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, sinner. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Sharps rifles and pikes and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Creation, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo. :JB-shining-aggro:

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Best iteration I’ve seen yet.

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Is this original content???

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It’s just Navy Seal copypasta, Harpers Ferry edition.

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Yeah but it’s done very tastefull :xi-clap: :john-brown:

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It was illegal to have a revolution against the British Empire and create the United States. Legalists are some of the dumbest people on the entire planet of earth.

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Only thing with less brains than legalists are anarcho-capitalists, you can go cash that at a credit union for a buffalo nickel, ya old cud farmer

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It reminds me of that old kid’s book about the goose who decided they were smart because they owned a book, and didn’t even think of reading the book until they got hurt after making some very confident and obviously false statements.

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:1984:

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“At the time the industrial extermination of Jews, Slavs, Roma homosexuals, and the disabled was legal, so no… and it’s illegal to kill people so… No. The Allies were not right.”

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John Brown did some things wrong (in terms of tactics).

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I bet they’d be singing a very different tune if it was a question of breaking the laws of a communist government

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that’s different :wojak-nooo:

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