64 points

I found the people my age on the internet.

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you’re a hip young dude as well?

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23 points

Brain says yes, back says I’m an idiot.

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9 points

Better get a tie breaker from the knees

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We’re here, we’re tubular, get used to it!

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5 points

Hi there!
/waves nerdily

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47 points

Letting the stardate incrementally increase, observing the spacetime holding me down
Letting the stardate incrementally increase, temporal anomalies flowing all around
Into another strange new world, after the mission’s done
Once in an episode, evil twins all around

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Ah, I love the Vocally Communicating Thought Generators.

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24 points

At first I thought Data was running a DND campaign

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“You are currently situated amongst the thick foliage of an M-class planet. Presently, it is the nocturnal phase of that region. Therefore, your visibility is severely limited.”

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Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monooxide to immobilize me. Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monoxide traversing subterranean layers. Into the azure colored atmosphere once more, when the currency has been expended. A single moment in the years that consist of a lifespan and liquid dihydrogen monooxide traversing subterranean layers.

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And you may tell yourself, “This is not my aesthetically pleasing residence!”

And you may tell yourself, “This is not my aesthetically pleasing Bynar spouse!”

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“I observe as the Earth rotates!”

“I allow dihydrogen monoxide to suppress my being”

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The IUPAC-compliant nomenclature for that liquid substance is oxidane, although care must still be used, as oxidane refers to the specific molecule in all temperature ranges and matter configurations.

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19 points

Letting the stardates roll by, empty space flowing under-hull

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Into the black again, after the latinum’s gone.

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Once on a continuing mission, timespace flowing under-hull

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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