34 points
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Sorry OP you have terminal boomerbrain, we’ll have to put you down.
21 points
This could totally be cute with the right art style, but this art style will always scream boomer.
4 points
2 points
Plankton made this exact same joke in SpongeBob sand it landed.
5 points
If I didn’t have 5 cats, a bunch of lapchickens and a whole other slew of cute critters my BP would probably be deadly.
3 points
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expired
12 points
If I wanted to read the Sunday comics over a bowl of Fruit Loops, I’d time travel back to 1995.
3 points
IRL they give you pills that are basically placebo and tell you to go find the one therapist within 200 km that isn’t booked out