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Use the leftover slag to close off the Mediterranean at Gibraltar too while we’re in Simcity God mode here.

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The Kajigger of Gibraltar???

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You know, I was going to defend my home state but as I typed my comment I realized that she has no redeeming qualities aside from being pretty when no people are around. Especially where I’m from.

It’s all cousin fucking and methamphetamines. I wouldn’t take a job that offered me $100 an hour to go back. Seriously. I hate even driving through the shithole.

Maybe it’s better up north.

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How many places in the world do you think you could describe as cousin fucking meth heads and have someone go “sounds like my hometown”

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I’m from Florida and doesn’t sound like it’s narrowing down any of the lists that I have…

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8 points

more than I would like

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Cousin fucking and meth? Well damn, I guess I’m buying me a trailer!

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It would be good for wind power, maybe. Fuck lets just turn it into a giant nuclear power plant.

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We can spare Huntington. It can be an island. Residents will approve as their property values will increase because now they have a lake as a neighbor instead of West Virginia.

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Average billionaire be like

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Worlds longest water slide. That’s how gravity works right?

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Hey y’all wanna go float The River this month?

Which one?

All of them.

How long’s that gonna take?

This month.

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South is down, so yeah!

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Yeah but only if you do it in the winter unfortunately

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Ocean front property in Saskatchewan and Manitoba.

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Landlords: 🤑🤑🤑

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Saskatchewanians will only allow this if we’re allowed to directly pump oil into it 😂😂😂

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